You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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