normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
even my farts smell like vagina
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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