I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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