When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
