have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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