why didn't you poke me back
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i've created a new STD.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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