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you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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