I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You can make out without kissing
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