:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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