I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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