She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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