I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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