Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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