I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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