My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
