my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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