Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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