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• (831): View more from California

  I puked off the balcony.

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  Not horrible

  (831): View more from California

  Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.

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• (408): View more from California

  I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?

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  eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  You dont lie about slip and slides

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex

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  ...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.

  (302): View more from Delaware

  i can't wait.

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• (323): View more from California

  I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.

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