end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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