I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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