I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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