Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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