how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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