It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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