You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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