You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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