I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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