Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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