i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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