Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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