Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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