What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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