Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
if only i could text you this smell
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
40s are totally the cure
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
