Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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