She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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