is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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