Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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