Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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