dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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