Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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