Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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