just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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