god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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