thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
The feeling are messing with the penis
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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