are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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