fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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