so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm both gender and math confused
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
the raccoons are back...
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