i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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