She's JV to your varsity
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
