Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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