By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
