Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Fuck appropriateness.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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