whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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