the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
