oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I have tasted many bathrooms
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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